your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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