So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
high people should be assigned attendants
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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