i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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