I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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