I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
