i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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