no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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