For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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