fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
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