Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
there is glitter all over my balls
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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