this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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