Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Are my feet made of real feet?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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