I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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