He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I seem to have left my pride at pride
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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