if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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