Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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