You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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