That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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