are you so shy because you have an std?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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