i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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