He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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