love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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