The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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