Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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