Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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