so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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