I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
