I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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