So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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