Are we in a gay sports bar?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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