But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Randomize
