I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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