Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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