Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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