This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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