Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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