Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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