STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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