Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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