Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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