my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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