i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
True strength comes from lack of pants
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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