no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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