I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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