It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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