do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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