Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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