she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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