whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I skipped work to stalk him.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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