road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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