We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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