We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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