I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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