Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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