I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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