He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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