I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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