dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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