i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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