New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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